NEVER SKATE

Some things need to be gatekept, stop skating now before you hurt yourself

if you never start you never have to stop

The Dangers

Alienation, ripped shoes, poor life decisions

Skateboarding

Ecce insectum quod vires nostras diu tenet, solem, protegat periculosum tempus praeteritum.

How To Quit

Find out about or 12 step programme to kick/push the habit out of your life

WHY NEVER SKATE?

01

Professional

A professional would never skate, be a profesional

02

Friendly

Not a skater, these guys are dangerous criminals, have you seen how they treat public property?

03

Trusted

Not on our precious monuments to the past

04

Affordable

everything is when you steal everything

What People Say

skating was a gateway to hard drugs, ive lost everything. I wish i could go back in time and Never skate

JOHN STONE

I skated and now everyone hates me

Jonathan Downson

yer first kickflip will be your demise, its all downhill from there.

Jack Well

learn how to quit! you are not alone, thousands of people used to skate and now are valued members of society.. Find out how